Name: Heather

E-mail: littlestcabbage at gmail dot com

Voice: Heather vs. The Spider (a flash animation by Scott Bateman which I wrote and narrated)

Nicknames: Precious, H, Hez, Chow, Chou, Chouzzle

Screen names: Petit Chou

Sex: Female

Marital status: In a relationship

Height: Five feet, six inches (without shoes)

Hair color: Naturally a very dark brown (now with quite a lot of grey). Has been pink, red, yellow, blue, purple, green, black, etc.

Eye color: Hazel

Vision: awful (-7.0 in the right sphere, -4.0 in the left)

Shoe size: 41 European, 10 Women's, 8 Men's

Birthday: 12 December, 1979, 7:25am PST

Zodiac: Sagittarius

Heritage: English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, German, and 1/64 American Indian

Siblings: One -- Matthew, older brother (29)

Parents: Stephen (61) and Pamela (deceased), Stepmother Dede (46)

Coolest relative: Sir Francis Drake

Home Base: Seattle, Washington, USA

Place of Residence: Astoria, New York, USA

Hand: Right

Languages Studied: (in order of proficiencey, from "fluent" to "I remember a few words") English, Spanish, French, Dutch, Latin

Handicaps: Very poor eyesight, shin splints, slight Asthma, effed up left foot due to soccer injury

Allergies: Hay-fever (well, pollen)

Identifying marks: Excess of melanin on right arm resulting in a small splotchy area, old school tattoo on back

Religious affiliation: Episcopalian

Automobile: 1995 Saturn SL-2 4-door manual transmission named Ziggy (Stardust) -- gold

Job: Ad/Promo Associate for major book publishing house

Education: Bachelor of Arts degree in English (teaching focus) from the University of Washington; Associates of Arts degree (general studies transfer) from Shoreline Community College. See Academia

Special certifications: Class R referee with Gotham Girls Roller Derby, ACA certified Low Ropes Course Facilitator, Red Cross First Aid and CPR certified, Republic of Tea certified Ambassador of Tea

Special skills: Aerial acrobatics, Fire breathing, cooking by feel, military drilling, retention of useless information, acute sense of smell, can fit entire fist in mouth (yes, I'm serious), quad rollerskating

Travel: Twenty US States [in order of visitation: WA, OR, CA, NJ, NY, PA, CT, VT, DE, MD, ID, MT, WY, SD, MN, IO, WI, IL, IN, OH], one district [DC], two Canadian provinces [BC, AB], four foreign countries [CAN, UKD, NL, FR], two continents [N.AMER, W.EUR]

Pets: None

Piercings: Five -- two in each ear lobe, one in right nostril. Sadly, I had to remove the ring in my left anti-helix/snug (part of the cartilage in the ear) and I had my septum pierced for about a year but let it heal up

Fears: The dark, Alzheimer's Disease

Web site: Since 1997

Journal: Since 2000